It doesn’t matter if you’re deeply grounded or just a little woo-curious—reading your horoscope is always a good time. And while astrology isn’t backed by hard science, it can be a powerful tool. It helps us to be more intuitive by encouraging emotional awareness of those around us, and offers a framework for self-reflection to help us dive more deeply into who we are and how we move through the world. Plus, it helps foster connection, which we all need. Try not to get closer with a group of friends after a night of reading each other’s Tarot cards.
In the spirit of self-awareness, community, and let’s be honest—just for fun—we’ve created a horoscope to help you discover the Innerwear that speaks to your soul. Follow your sign to uncover what the Zodiac says makes you tick, and the Performance Innerwear that fits your vibe.
ARIES: The Trailblazer
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March 21–April 19
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Symbol: Ram
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Element: Fire
As the zodiac’s resident ram, you’re always charging ahead—bold, brave, and just a little headstrong. You’ve never met a challenge you didn’t take by the horns, whether it’s leading the group hike or volunteering first for the cold plunge.
Your match: The Essential Bikini
Made from the wool of Merino sheep (your woolly astrological cousins), this pair is as tough, breathable, and ready-for-anything as you are. With a stay-put fit and sweat-wicking softness, the Essential Bikini moves when you move—and never backs down.
TAURUS: The Sensualist
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April 20 – May 20
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Symbol: Bull
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Element: Earth
Grounded, loyal, and ruled by Venus, you’re the zodiac’s reigning queen of comfort. You love a slow morning sipping a warm matcha latte. When you get after it on the trail, you want your apparel to feel as good as you do.
Your match: The Essential Compressive Shorts
Buttery soft from waist to knee, with sculpted support that just feels luxe. Whether you’re hiking, biking, or lounging like the pro you are, these shorts deliver serious treat-yourself comfort.
GEMINI: The Chameleon
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May 21 – June 20
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Symbol: Twins
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Element: Water
You’re curious, quick-witted, and always ten steps ahead. Plans change? You thrive. You’ve never met a detour you didn’t love—or a trail you didn’t turn into a group chat story. With your dual nature and boundless energy, you need gear that shifts with you.
Your match: The Essential Busty Bra
Part supportive bra, part-longline crop top, fully Gemini. Depending on your cup size, this versatile piece does it all—from a long run to a long drive (with a spontaneous detour to the climbing gym). Supportive, sweat-wicking, and never boring.
CANCER: The Nurturer
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June 21 – July 22
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Symbol: Crab
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Element: Water
You lead with your heart and pack campfire-ready snacks for the whole crew. Sensitive, intuitive, and fiercely protective, you’re the one people count on when the weather turns or the trail gets rough. You don’t just go outside—you make it feel like home.
Your match: The Essential Hipster
Soft, supportive, and gently sculpted, this full-coverage pair is built to hold you. Like a little hug for your hips, it’s your wearable reminder that you more than deserve the care you give.
LEO: The Showstopper
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July 23 – August 22
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Symbol: Lion
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Element: Fire
There’s no such thing as blending in—not that you’d want to. You lead with confidence, bring the drama (in the best way), and somehow look composed even at mile eight. Your energy turns heads and your style speaks volumes,
Your match: The Essential Busty Bra + The Essential Compressive Shorts
This duo isn’t just functional—it’s a full-on statement. Sleek, sculpted, and bold enough to stand on its own, it works just as well under layers as it does as the main event. Like you, it’s not afraid to be seen.
VIRGO: The Perfectionist
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August 23 – September 22
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Symbol: Maiden
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Element: Earth
You’re organized, observant, and grounded in the kind of calm that makes those around you feel instantly more capable. Efficiency isn’t just a preference—it’s a lifestyle. And yes, you do fold both your bras and your underwear.
Your match: The Essential Bralette
Smart, streamlined, and built to perform, the perfectionist in you will love that the Essential Bralette is as close to perfect as an all-around bra can get. Soft support, smooth fit, zero fuss. Everything in its right place. The feel is braless-but-better. You’ll probably want to pair it with a matching brief—in the same shade, of course!
LIBRA: The Charmer
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September 23 – October 22
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Symbol: Scales
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Element: Air
You’ve been weighing the options since birth—trail or beach, sunrise hike or sunset paddle. Choosing is hard when everything’s so beautiful! But it’s not just indecision; it’s discernment. You see the appeal in all sides, and you’re not afraid to hold out for the perfect fit.
Your match: One of Everything
Thongs, briefs, bralettes, shorts, and leggings—your drawer is a curated masterpiece. With Merino softness and performance in every style, you’re free to follow your mood (or the moon). Decision fatigue? Never heard of her.
SCORPIO: The Quiet Storm
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October 23 – November 21
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Symbol: Scorpion
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Element: Water
You don’t reveal much, but when you do, people pay attention. There’s power in your stillness, clarity in your focus, and a whole lot going on under the surface. You’re loyal, layered, and never not reading the room.
Your match: The Essential Compressive Legging
Jet black, form-fitting, and slightly mysterious, these sculpted leggings lean into your brooding-but-sensitive side. Plus, they are just so Scorpio: subtle at first glance, unforgettable once you get to know them.
SAGITTARIUS: The Free Spirit
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November 22 – December 21
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Symbol: Archer
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Element: Fire
You’ve never been one to stay in one place for long. One day you’re hopping state lines to stake out a superbloom, the next you’re rerouting the group hike just to see what’s over there. No matter what, your curiosity leads—and the rest of you follows at full speed. Comfort matters, but freedom matters more.
Your match: The Essential Thong
Light, low-profile, and barely there, this style is built for movement without distractions. It stays out of your way, so you can chase whatever’s calling.
CAPRICORN: The Strategist
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December 22 – January 19
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Symbol: Goat
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Element: Earth
You’re steady on the climb, eyes on the summit, and fully prepared for whatever the trail throws your way. You don’t waste time—or gear—on things that can’t perform. Practical? Yes. Relentless? Also yes. You work hard, move smart, and always have a backup headlamp.
Your match: The Essential Racerback Sports Bra
Supportive, moisture-wicking, temperature-regulating, and built for superior performance, this sports bra is ready to go when you are. No chaffing, no slippage, and no nonsense—just Merino-powered performance that earns its keep.
AQUARIUS: The Rebel
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January 20 – February 18
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Symbol: Water Bearer
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Element: Air
You don’t follow maps—you follow hunches. Curious, quirky, and totally untethered, you move through the world like an idea in motion. Always changing, always surprising, you march to the beat of your own drum and have no problem dancing like nobody’s watching.
Your match: The Essential Bralette + The Essential Compressive Leggings
Not quite an outfit, not quite not. Who cares? You’ll make it work. This combo is ready for your next spontaneous adventure or existential night under a starry sky.
PISCES: The Dreamer
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February 19 – March 20
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Symbol: Fish
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Element: Water
You live a little sideways—half in the moment, half in your imagination. Sensitive, intuitive, and deeply in tune with everything from wind shifts to weird vibes, you’re the one writing poems in your head during hot yoga class and crying at the sunrise summit. You don’t just want connection—you are connection.
Your match: Anything in Luna Gray
A little bit gray, a little bit blue, and reminiscent of the moon the Luna Gray shade speaks your language. And with a whole spectrum of Merino-powered styles to choose from, you can follow your feelings and your packing list.
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