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Essential Thong

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$28.00
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The only thong out there with a "forget it's even on" level of comfort that will keep you fresh and dry all day long.   The Essential Thong features an elastic-free waistband that eliminates digging and is invisible underneath your clothes making her the perfect solution for adventures and days so long they stretch to the horizon and back.

SIZE GUIDE

All knitwear has some stretch, so you might be able to wear two different sizes.  We recommend going with your usual size. 

**Our current inventory of Light Nude, Warm Nude and Dark Nude are running small in the back rise.  For a larger leg opening we recommend going up one size.**  

  Pant Size
Extra-Small (XS) US 00-0
Small US 2-4
Medium US 6-8
Large US 10-12
Extra-Large (XL) US 14-16

Tell me more about the fit

Our innerwear is meant to fit snug on the body, if you prefer a looser fit, then we recommend sizing up.  If it feel tjust a little tight and you aren't sure if the next size up would be better, then we recommend wearing/washing it 3-5 times to see if it breaks in to your liking before exchanging it for another size.

Will it stretch out?

Not really.  Our innerwear does give with wear, but only to mold to your body.

BUNDLE AND SAVE! 

Whether your new to our innerwear or have already replaced all your undies with Performance Innerwear, we've got you covered with a sweet bundle discount. 

10% off any 3+ items

15% off any 6+ items

20% off any 12+ items

Discount automatically applies at checkout!  Discount is not combineable with other promotions including the $10 Welcome Coupon. 

 

Color Bundle
Black
Light Nude
Warm Nude
Dark Nude

SIZE GUIDE

All knitwear has some stretch, so you might be able to wear two different sizes.  We recommend going with your usual size. 

**Our current inventory of Light Nude, Warm Nude and Dark Nude are running small in the back rise.  For a larger leg opening we recommend going up one size.**  

  Pant Size
Extra-Small (XS) US 00-0
Small US 2-4
Medium US 6-8
Large US 10-12
Extra-Large (XL) US 14-16

Tell me more about the fit

Our innerwear is meant to fit snug on the body, if you prefer a looser fit, then we recommend sizing up.  If it feel tjust a little tight and you aren't sure if the next size up would be better, then we recommend wearing/washing it 3-5 times to see if it breaks in to your liking before exchanging it for another size.

Will it stretch out?

Not really.  Our innerwear does give with wear, but only to mold to your body.

BUNDLE AND SAVE! 

Whether your new to our innerwear or have already replaced all your undies with Performance Innerwear, we've got you covered with a sweet bundle discount. 

10% off any 3+ items

15% off any 6+ items

20% off any 12+ items

Discount automatically applies at checkout!  Discount is not combineable with other promotions including the $10 Welcome Coupon. 

 

The only thong out there with a "forget it's even on" level of comfort that will keep you fresh and dry all day long.   The Essential Thong features an elastic-free waistband that eliminates digging and is invisible underneath your clothes making her the perfect solution for adventures and days so long they stretch to the horizon and back.

Low-rise, four-way knit stretch thong with full frontal coverage that fits snug around the hips.

Models: Emma is wearing the Black and Warm Nude thong in a Small, Galen is wearing the Light Nude thong in a Medium, Riley is wearing the Light Nude thong in an X-Large, and Bri is wearing the Dark Nude thong in a Medium. 

GLDNspun Merino Blend (81% merino wool, 12% nylon, 7% spandex) that's naturally moisture-wicking and odor resistant.

Machine washable and dryable, however we like to wash our innerwear in cold water with like colors, no bleach or fabric softener, and hang them to dry to preserve their longevity.  On the road or in the wild?  Hand wash in the shower or in fresh spring water and hang to dry.

We source our Merino wool from ethically raised sheep in Australia.  Our yarn is engineered and spun by Sudwolle in Germany after which it is sent to Istanbul, Turkey where it is seamlessly knit, dyed, constructed prior to being shipped to HQ in Portland, Oregon.

a fabric that does it all

Give your lady bits the gift of super soft, ethically sourced Merino wool that will leave you feeling fresh, clean and swamp-ass free. Good for you and the planet!

moisture wicking

Odor-Resistant

Naturally Breathable

Super Soft Material

Temperature Regulation

Female Friendly

COMFORT WAIST

no digging, rolling, chaffing or pinching

MOVES WITH YOU

super-soft Merino that moves with you without bunching

FUNK-FREE

naturally moisture-wicking to keep you fresh and dry all day

1. COMFORT WAIST

no digging, rolling, chaffing or pinching

2. MOVES WITH YOU

super-soft Merino that moves with you without bunching

3. FUNK-FREE

naturally moisture-wicking to keep you fresh and dry all day

Customer Reviews

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Most comfortable thong EVER

This is hands down THE most comfortable thong I’ve ever worn. It’s nice and wide in the front so my bits doesn’t feel like they’re getting flossed. It’s a miracle. And of course the wool fabric makes it so I always feel nice and dry.

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Super itchy

These underwear fit well but because they do not have a cotton lining, they irritate and itch when you wear them with jeans or pants. Not comfortable.

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What I've been looking for!

I appreciate the high quality and thoughtful sourcing of materials! The set is very comfortable and I'll be buying another set!